Zodiac Signs And The Computer
Heinrich Meister
Every zodiac sign has his own behaviour to deal with his computer. Look into this humoristic overview about the computer star signs .
Aries: People with the zodiac sign Aries need a very robust computer. He has to survive the betimes fit of rage of the impulsive Aries.
Taurus: The Taurus likes to be on easy street. He loves tasty meals, a nice wine to drink and to relax. That s why the computer of the Taurus needs a broad case for his sweets and the small delicious finger food.
Geminis: For the communicative Geminis the computer is very important to contact the whole world. They need internet to check one s emails, to chat and to accumulate knowledge. A computer without internet access is worthless for them.
Cancer: Cancer are domestic and sensitive. But computer are this definitively not. For cancer, most of them are too ugly fot their comfortable ans lovely home.
Leo: Leos are sometimes a littlebit lazy. So it s obvious that it s not the Leo, who buys his own computer but rather his partner.
Virgo: Virgos are hardworking, modest and intelligent. They know exactly which computer is the best and where they can get it cheaper.
Libra: Libras don t like decisions. That means a lot of work for the salesman. He has to present and explain every product. After a long time probably the Libra choose the most aesthtic computer.
Scorpio: The Scorpio is very passionate. If he has a computer with internet access, he will use it to search for potential love affairs.
Sagittarius: Sagittarius are very spontaneous. When they decided to buy a new computer, it could happen, that they see on their way a horse and buy this instead of the computer.
Capricorn: Sometimes, people with the zodiac sign Capricorn can be very stingy. That s why most of them have only old computer and will buy someone new only, when the old one burns him up.
Aquarius: The Aquarius is revolutionary and ingenious. It would be hardly surprising if Aquarius was essentially responsible for the invention of the computer.
Pisces: The loving Pisces are in their behaviour with their computer stress-free. Without hurry Pisces type their thoughts in their computer.
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